THERE WAS A CROOKED MAN, BOOK 1
BY EDWARD MORRIS
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WHILE YOU STILL CAN
Sunday, November 1, 2009
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Blackguard 1: FATHERS & SONS release date 01/25/2011
(Tap.Tap.)Sir, can we talk outside a moment?
THE WORLDS OF PHILIP JOSE FARMER
Featuring many wonderful stories, including a good few of Phil's, and my own Farmer-inspired short story "Infamy"
Best Horror of the Year 2
Night Shade Books, Ellen Datlow ed.
Get the FUCK off my lawn!
(...Or I get all Washington Irving on your ass.)
Bebe ads are not a new phenomenon
Read Harlan Ellison's "Our Little Miss"...
This is so wrong
"The streets will flow with the blood of the unbeliever!"
I worked for this guy.
You wonder why America went to hell?
LYSOL DOUCHE
This is the one I was talking about
Scifantastic #2
Interzone #200
Feat. "Imagine" Sold out worldwide, I heard.
OGSF#6 w/"The Sick Breath At My Hind"
Free download.
Ballista #2, feat. my B-movie homage "Don't Fear The Reaper"
Atlantis:1999
Cover by Deena Fisher
Cover by Dawn Seewer
Basement altar, Hancock house
My sister Holly made this
Heliotrope #1
Dr. Ham's Aromatic Invigorator
Jimbo, Larkin, Martin: the Ham people had their own health care, it seems... On the roof...
Dalley's Magical Pain Extractor
Once again, too flippin' cool for words...
Wolcott's #2
All you need in this one is a Ferris wheel and a little guy in a hat going, "Come on, children, let's shake some dust!"
Wolcott's Instant Pain Annhilator
Boris Vallejo, Robert Williams, Tolouse-Lautrec and Francisco Goya were all clearly fans of this elixir...
Nervine?
#1 of 3 or 4 pretty durn beautiful ones...
Crisis Demands Phenobarb
I can hear Dr. John Cleese now, "Yes, of course it does, very good, quite right... Aaand, down he goes. Nurse!"
1 of 2: Beer For Nursing Mothers
From The Makers of Milwaukee's Beast...
I said it on an earlier caption, here's proof:
"Sucks to your ass-mar..."(--- Sir William Golding, Lord of the Flies)
Sweet Dreams, Pantopon Rose...
Looks like something you'd pick up at Whole Foods, doesn't it?
Tells you everything you need to know, doesn't it?
When I'm eighty, I will post ads for Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors and get the same laughs...
Pablo Escobar's Chewable Vitamins
I love those Pharma students for posting these things. Sooo funny...
ARKHAM TALES #3
Coming soon... including a Ghetto-Fabulist work entitled 'To Soothe The Savage Beast'...
Murky Depths #4 Splash Page
Artwork by Mark Chilcott
Me, 1993, preternaturally impersonating a Murky Depths cover
1993: Writing bits of the Crooked Man series at Rob Sutton's house
Photo (c) 1993 by Robert Francis Sutton, check out his work...
Orycon 30: Edward Morris Reading
I read "Rejection Letter" and "True Believer" Photo (c)Serena Blossom Appel
Orycon 30: Whose History Is It, Anyway?
From left: Me, Ted Butler, Sara Mueller, Jim Fiscus, and Harry Turtledove. Photo (c) Serena Blossom Appel
Hope this comes out legible
"You may think she's just your gal, but She may be Everyone's Pal. Prophlaxis prevents Venereal Disease.":
Blow In Her Face And She'll Follow You Anywhere
Eww. Even when it was still okay to smoke in public, that's still like flatulating in the same direction...
This is an ad for "Sanitized Tape Worms"
Didn't Kage Baker or someone bring this idea up again...?
Mommy, make the Bad Santa go away
Yes, I'm Wrapped And Ready...
Just Awesome
(Even funnier in Homer S.' voice.)
What more can you say?
Panorama's two oldest surviving clientele
They're Good For Your T-Zone!
They used to prescribe them for asthma... Western Medicine is SICK.
Scary Ads from the 30's & 40's series
What Won't They Think Of Next...
Coming Soon...
Moo hoo haaa haaa....
Murky Depths#3
Cover by Richard Calder
SciFantastic #2
SciFantastic #2, featuring my first and last 'Spiderman' story, "True Believer" No actual Marvel trademarks or indicia were harmed in the writing of this story, dedicated to Shawn Gibbs, the man, the myth, the 8-legged bouncer. Sadly, SciFantastic is no longer, but Sarah Dobbs is still kicking ass on her own. Look her name up on MySpace and ye shall see.
OGSF#6
http://www.theopinionguy.com #6 features my first of two secret histories of the poet Arthur Rimbaud, "The Sick Breath at My Hind." The second, "Phantasmagoria" will probably be done Spring '08.
Interzone#200
http://www.ttapress.com My first alternate history publication, and my first international publication. "Imagine" . Good luck finding this one at the newsstand. Last I heard, it was sold out worldwide.
Heliotrope#2
http://www.heliotropemag.com Jay Tomio, ed.
Ballista#2
Ballista magazine, Paul Neads, ed. http://www.mucusart.co.uk
Deep Down Trauma Hounds (Amazon Shorts)
Holocaust 'secret history' about the werewolves of Buchenwald
All Possible Worlds #2
Featuring "Game Over", a long Neal Asher homage about online gaming addicts
ATLANTIS: 1999 final cover
Can't enlarge. The top reads:"I'd come three thousand miles to gamble everything on an American Dream that died before I was born. But my eyes and ears were open..."
Walt Disney's Ego
In its last resting place, Anaheim, CA
Whose TP roller was that again?
One of the post-Hugo bacchanals...
James Gurney, WorldCon 2006
Remember the big Dinotopia banner?
Harlan Ellison, WorldCon 2006
73 years old and he still has cooler Adidas than I do.
"THE Doctor?!?!?"
EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!
Bob Silverberg; Worldcon, 2006
We shared an elevator after the Hugos. I made him laugh. I'm never washing this mouth out again...
[Unknown friend &] Harry Harrison; Worldcon, 2006
![[Unknown friend &] Harry Harrison; Worldcon, 2006](http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger2/148/828139579451303/220/z/179618/gse_multipart5003.jpg)
Don't know who the other fella was, but he had a killer Utilikilt.
Jeremy Lassen, Nightshade Books; Worldcon, 2006
"Pimpin' ain't easy, but it sure is fun..."
Jon Picacio, Worldcon 2006
Signing an autograph for Sean McMullen, Dealer's Room
Jason Williams, Nightshade Books; Worldcon 2006
We were up till 4AM that night bullshitting...
Ellen Datlow, WorldCon 2006
"The face that launched a thousand OMNI's..."
Cory Doctorow, Worldcon 2006
I'm never washing my Tribble again.
Jack Mangan, WorldCon 2006
Go to www.ttapress.com and check out Jack's latest. NOW.
Ken Brown and Chris Wren, Worldcon 2006
Illustrators Extraordinaire. Win a free night with me if you can ID the other 2 in the photo...
Jetse deVries, Worldcon 2006
The man, the myth, the Editor
Harry Turtledove, WorldCon 2006
10-pound balls omitted from photo, although mainland China-sized heart is clearly visible. ---ed.
Convention Way, Anaheim
This one's a thumbnail (snicker)
Edward Morris and Mercurio D. Rivera
"Wait... weren't you in... Interzone.."
Jason Stoddard and Rina Slayter
Hardest working couple in LA, Worldcon 2006
Alastair Reynolds
LACon IV, August 2006.
Jeff VanderMeer's refrigerator
"Where's the squid? Oh. It's in the Squid Drawer..."
Full Moon on Burnside
BURNSIDE REPRESENT!!!!
The Barker is sick. He looks like Howard Hughes. His shades slip down a bit, and...
